
Thanks to Julian Bautista for sharing! :p I <3 it!!!
Also, from http://www.bash.org/?top:
DragonflyBlade21: A woman has a close male friend. This means that he
is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much.
She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're
a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the
equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company
saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are
looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use
your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But,
we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably
an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but
still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you
from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.