Ever since I was a kid, I was already prone to losing consciousness. I've fainted while riding a bus in Greece, which we blamed on the strange odor emanating from at least 20 raised arms of full-grown, hairy, greek men. I've fainted while mass was on-going--which my cousins mistook for a demonic possession. I've fainted many other times, none of which worried us too much because there always seemed to be a triggering mechanism, and the gaps in between each spell was long and far between.
Two recent fainting spells (the most recent one landing me at the hospital) caused me and my family worry though. Not only did I lose consciousness--i also apparently stiffened up like a board with my eyes open. Creepy, emily-rose like stuff.
So my mom had me admitted to the hospital--Medical City Ortigas, the hospital-hotel, perfect for sick people on summer vacation. I was a freakshow. At least 10 people asked me about my "seizure/s"--do they happen often, does my family have a history of epilepsy, do i lapse into unconsciousness without warning. By lunch, I already had a neurologist and cardiologist checking up on me.
After a battery of tests (which included a very relaxing, yet expensive, EEG), I am glad to say there is nothing wrong with me.

My brain's ok, my heart's ok. My body just responds abnormally to pain or discomfort (hence the fainting). Doctors' prescription? Whenever I feel even remotely dizzy, find a place to lie down, immediately.
Helpful, but quite problematic.
Let's see. I should have lied down inside... A public bus. A Church. A bar. In a field during ROTC. Yey, the ROTC officers would have ordered me 100 push-ups for that one.
I guess what I'm saying is... I'm doomed to periods of public humiliation. Which is something normal people have to go through anyway, albeit in a slightly lesser degree. Asdflkjsdfgh.
So if you're my friend, and we go out often? Be prepared. One of these days, I might publicly humiliate you too. By going all emily rose on you. Blech.
Currently feeling: b-o-o-o-red